Affectionate Communicator Prints

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Paint pots in love

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Words of Love

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Time for speeches

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Mum Hearts.

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Bird Messaging

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'Catching them young' Man reading to child in bed '...seven maidens, four wickets for sixty...'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

Be Mine!

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

Just say you love me.

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone. . . Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"