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Red Arrows Rookies

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Olympic Climate

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Scuba Skater

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Paris Olympics

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Silhouettes

Skywriter: 'DARN it!' A Skywriter has just realised he has written the first part of a Slogan in reverse

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

I love gymnastics

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Trainer. Fitness gym. Ernie does a forth-five minute workout every morning -- he call it "getting out of bed."

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

"So what attracted you to us?"