Aerial Displays Gifts

Skywriter proposal rejection.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Save Our Universe

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Cow Pilot.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Basic economy

OOPS!

Trapeze Artists

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Trapeze Safety,

Trapeze artists.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Paper Airplane

'Anyone got a hanky?'

"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

You Call That A Raise?

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

Air Cricket

Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.

"I love portraiture but my true calling is aerial photography."

'From down here the people look like flying Ants.'