Aerial Displays Gifts

Skywriter proposal rejection.

Save Our Universe

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Cow Pilot.

Basic economy

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

OOPS!

Trapeze Artists

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Trapeze artists.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Trapeze Safety,

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Paper Airplane

'Anyone got a hanky?'

"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

You Call That A Raise?

Girl answers phone and smoke comes out 'HELLO' from 'Big Sky Writing' company.

Air Cricket

"I love portraiture but my true calling is aerial photography."