Advocates Of Secularism T-Shirts

"Just phone Mr.Fry and tell him the claim's been rejectedbecause the damage was deemed an 'Act of God'."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Play It Safe

House of Wishful Thinking

Violent Rhetoric

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

The Limits of Satire

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Another brazen raid by People for the Ethical Treatment of Athletes.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

When did the songbirds switch to a talk radio format? The squirrel lobby! The squirrel lobby is killing the nation! You said it, Jimbo.

I Heart JC

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

God Bless America/Godless America

Spring Break. You're putting sunscreen on a novel? I think book burning is a dangerous thing.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Italy, Spain, France, Hungary

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"