Advocates Of Secularism Pillows

"Just phone Mr.Fry and tell him the claim's been rejectedbecause the damage was deemed an 'Act of God'."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Violent Rhetoric

House of Wishful Thinking

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

The Limits of Satire

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

I Heart JC

Another brazen raid by People for the Ethical Treatment of Athletes.

Atheism inc. - A Not-For-Prophet Organisation

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Italy, Spain, France, Hungary

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

'How come I never see you in church?'