Advocates For Welfare Reform Pillows

'I'm sorry if people have had their hopes dashed.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Food Stamp Nation

Victim of Sequestration!

Bank

"It's a newstart rescue canoe ."

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

Worker's Rights

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'

'Taking money from the old and disabled is despicable!' - 'If I was in politics it would be called bold and innovative.'

Gladstone the 'National Tinker'

You can't tax a homeless person.

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

"Are you old enough to buy that beer, son."

I see that Baby J case rumbles on...

'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'

No More Assistance

'As a Christian... I know your federal government should provide for you!'

Careers Advice - 'What kind of benefits are you interested in claiming?'

The making of social security nets.

Alternate police policy... stop-and-counsel.

'And the meek shall inherit the world...providing their benefits aren't capped at £26,000 per annum...'

'Trickle-down economics, eh?- that must be why it's so moldy down here.'

'STILL working with all those family allowances?'

Nick Griffin & Iain Duncan Smith

'A lesbian free-verse poet on welfare, eh? - I can respect that.'

"I don't mind if it's a boy or girl so long as I Get Child Benefit."

'You opted to be treated by charity.'