Welfare System Critics Pillows

"Hi Ho Hi Ho It's to benefits we go..."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

'He has that certain undefinable something that says he's guilty as sin.'

Paris-ites

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

"Orange Lives Matter!"

'We will take form the middle class and the poor. . . and give it to the rich!'

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

Roger Stone

'You're on benefits, Mr Scrote, I can't sign you off work - I can only sign you off LOOKING for work.'

'Evidence, shmevidence - Next!'

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"Monopoly taught me a lot as a kid, things like, you can get out of jail if you have enough money."

'You lot are wrong - he's fit enough to get back up there!'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"May I assume that when you say I should spend the rest of my life behind bars, you are just expressing your opinion?"

"Of course as a member of parliament you can write off pyjamas as working clothes."

'What do you think about forgetting the whole thing and just going back to trying to help people a bit.'

"The government should look where I'm going"

No More Assistance

'What makes you think he's getting special treatment?'

"I told the judge I didn't think prison was the best option for me, yet here I am."