Advocates For Meritocracy Pillows

"We should support people who do a good job at whatever they do."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

The Russian Election.

Wal-Mart Ruling

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Farewell Donald

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Women's day - 'work'

"He's known for building a consensus. We've all come together against him."

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

President Putin.

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"What Cherry tree?"

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Russians want more democracy.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Not many votes here.

Democratic Reform in Russia

"Total authority"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"