Advocates For Meritocracy Pillows

"We should support people who do a good job at whatever they do."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Wal-Mart Ruling

The Russian Election.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Farewell Donald

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Impotent Democracy

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

Women's day - 'work'

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"He's known for building a consensus. We've all come together against him."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

President Putin.

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Not many votes here.

Vote for Brown

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"What Cherry tree?"

"Total authority"

Democratic Reform in Russia