Advocates For Pay Equity Pillows

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'A word in my office Jones.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Male & Female separate company buildings

Voter Suppression

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."

Brooklyn.

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

Gay adoption

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"We should decide now whose career will suffer more once I give birth."

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

Number of Days Without a Rise

"It helps us assess the situation better from up here."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.