Pay Reform Advocates Pillows

'A word in my office Jones.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

The struggle for a decent payment.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

Thanks, Heroes!

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Time for a Raise

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Executive pay.

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"I can start you on minimal wage."

Number of Days Without a Rise

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."