Advocate For Fair Work Hours Gifts

'I don't know what social workers are ALWAYS complaining about...we give them interesting valuable, rewarding work...'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

The struggle for a decent payment.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Balance

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Executive pay.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

"I can start you on minimal wage."

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

Labor day has union written all over it!"

"We don't have maternity leave, but our health plan covers contraceptives."

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

"Good news! Our union has got a foothold in China!"

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."