Advocate For Executives Pillows

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Gun laws US

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Motivation to work

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"We need a union!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Detention Center

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Free speech isn't cheap!

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Human Rights for All

Mental Health System Breakdown

World Hunger Conference.

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

Freedom of the Press

Occupy Budget Balancing