Advocate Pillows

'Objection! The Prosecution is attempting to lead the witness!'

'Daddy doesn't know why birds migrate. Ask me about ways to avoid probate.'

'We're asking for an invasion of privacy class-action suit against birdwatchers.'

Trial by Media

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'That's not the way to plead!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'And where are the women on this birth control committee of yours?!!'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

'Permission to treat the witness as hostile!'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"Called to the piano bar again, you naughty boy?"

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

Detention Center

"Hold on now.... They never told me any of this honesty stuff in law school!"

'It seems 'Blue Eyes' of Bolton has married a real brute and she's now 'Black Eyes' of Liverpool!'

Violence against children.

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'If that's where babies come from, how come I have two mommies?'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'Your days of walking on the wild side are over.'

Clients billing lawyers

"We're closed, I advise you to come back in the morning."

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"This isn't about getting off the hook, Bernie. It's about being VINDICATED!"

'Trans-former' unsure which toilet to use.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Union Rep

Labour Protests

"I had to leave California, their progressive policies were killing me."

Trump Parking

Silencing gender violence

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."