Advocate For Emotional Sharing Pillows

"You know, Dave, with just a little more sharing on your part, I'm sure we could make my problems our problems."

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

No safe haven

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'