Advocate For Emotional Sharing Pillows

"You know, Dave, with just a little more sharing on your part, I'm sure we could make my problems our problems."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Can't even hold signs well.

The Female Brain and The Other One

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'It's good to talk.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

No safe haven

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."