Advisors Mugs

'Any further question,just email me...'

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Santa Cruz. What's your problem? I feel like something wonderful is about to end. Excellent question. That reminds me of the time great, great, great, great, great Grandma Cohen was a weather forecaster in France. The year was 1812 ... A short Frenchman with a spit-curl summoned her to his chateau on the outskirts of Versailles. He said "Tell me, witch, how will the weather be in Russia this year?" She took offense to being called a witch, so after consulting her

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Continuing education.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

SAGE mentality

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Just go with the workflow."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

Rock and a Hard Place

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'