Advisors T-Shirts

'Any further question,just email me...'

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Continuing education.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

SAGE mentality

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Rock and a Hard Place

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'