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"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirt

"I want to be a Jockey."

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been talking to … um … Tina for three whole weeks … Do you think it's too early to try and get her to move out her near me? Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!! that's both depressing and uplifting at the same time.

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. You're on, Boise. What's your problem?! I don

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Business Greed.

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

"It's the Ask Sadie advice hour. 'Shmernie' in Vermont, you're on. What's your problem?" "How do I know when it's time to give up? I've tried so hard to warn people about how they're getting screwed over, but they keep vot-- I mean, hanging out with the screwer-overers." "Give it up, 'Shmernie!' It's over!" "This reminds me of the time great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Cohen's advice show answered a parchment from 'S