Advice Magnet Mugs

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

'I'm in big trouble with the old battle-ax. What would you do if you were me?'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

"It's the Ask Sadie advice hour. 'Shmernie' in Vermont, you're on. What's your problem?" "How do I know when it's time to give up? I've tried so hard to warn people about how they're getting screwed over, but they keep vot-- I mean, hanging out with the screwer-overers." "Give it up, 'Shmernie!' It's over!" "This reminds me of the time great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Cohen's advice show answered a parchment from 'S

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv