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'Now that's extreme sport!'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'What went particularly well?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Death Defying Stunt.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

Magic trick gone wrong.

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

Fisherman catches a mine.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

You are here... ...Run!!!

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

'After a close examination I think I know why Tabatha keeps wandering onto busy roads.'

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Cycling Deaths

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"