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Larry could never say no to a free t-shirt.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I found him on the internet.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

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"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'

"You were happy when you were making a lot of money. Maybe THAT'S what you should be doing."

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A Dog's Grave.

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

"Ironically, bathroom time is the one moment when dogs appear dignified."

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

'Kibbles & S**t'

"No, thanks. The only folding paper I'm interested in, is in his wallet."

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