Advice Anarchist Gifts

Life Hacks

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'You're better off without him.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Punkcakes

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'The black sheep of the flock,'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'Any messages while I was out?'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

You shouldn't take it personally, sire --- All cats are anarchists.

"Could you keep it down please!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

Have you tried drinking ?

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

Hints for the Park.

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."