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"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Fear of news.

Private Viewing

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"The answer is NO!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

Leaking Art

"We interrupt this endless stream of mind-numbing adverts to bring you a TV programme..."

Cone of Silence

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"