Adventurous Lensman Gifts

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"Fight or flight?"

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

Stonehenge Books

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Book Shop

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

Filming the Crocodile.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

Kid spray painting a snowman.

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Cruise to nowhere

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'Half of what I know is bullshit.'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Library.

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

No 2 Hook