Adventurous Leisure Gifts

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Cat box"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Skiing.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."