Adventurous Wanderlust Gifts

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Kardiff.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Safari.

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Mass Travel

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Lost

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

The London Olympic bid