Wanderlust Aficionado Gifts

A barrel breaks in a man's luggage and he gets oysters over his clean clothes

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Not only has my luggage been to more places than I have, it's stayed longer in some places.'

Municipal Airport, Bags left unattended will be sold at our gift shop.

The wild rover in 'Ye Olde Museum of Folk.'

"Well yes, they're retired now, but they still don't have time for me: they've become grey nomads!"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Scurile travels

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

The Airport.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Mass Travel