Adventurers In Life T-Shirts

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Ancient Racing

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Baby pram as a tank

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Draw your own path."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!