Adventurer's Compass Pillows

'I wouldn't go that way if I were you.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Planned service changes

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Travellers

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.