Adventurer's Compass Mugs

'I wouldn't go that way if I were you.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Planned service changes

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Travellers

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Man lost in a maze while his wife waits outside

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'