Adventurer On Tracks Gifts

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Cycling with a harp case

"Where the wild things were."

Face painting by numbers.

Kardiff.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Safari.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Farmer's Market.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

The Eclectic Chair