Adventure Seeker Of Knowledge Gifts

'But, what if we break the genetic code and they just CHANGE it?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Fear/Knowledge

The fate of the emigrant

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Eternal Student.

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Beach con-man.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"