Adventure Realist T-Shirts

'When we get home our homes and portfolios will have tripled in value, our jobs will be waiting for us...'

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Zoo animals.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Thug life on safari.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."