Adventure Realist Prints

'When we get home our homes and portfolios will have tripled in value, our jobs will be waiting for us...'

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Zoo animals.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Thug life on safari.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"