Adventure In Home Buying T-Shirts

'This property is more in your price range.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Open House of Horrors

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

Home Ship Home

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

Demanding house.

For Sale/Price Reduced.

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

'Damp. What damp?'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

Passer-by see sign in front of house: Buy one, get one free.

'You know, you didn't help our chances by filling the application out in crayon!'

"Did I mention the view?"