Adventure In Ale Pillows

'You're going to start home brewing, aren't you?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Cat box"

You Are Here

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Skiing.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'