Adventure Humor Seeker Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Beach con-man.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Desert Island Meals.

'Fetch.'

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

The Runaway Horse

"Look what I found, dad!"

Giraffe Umbrella

Transylvanian backpackers.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.