Humor Seekers Gifts

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

Surf lift.

Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Work/Life Balance.

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

'You asked for a little salsa.'

'This should be interesting.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"Birds talk about birdwatchers."

Turkey smoking a hookah.

'Does your tooth still ache?'

In case of blackout break the glass

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Accident Ahead - Be prepared to gawk.

'This way we solve the security problem and pony problem at the same time!'

'I hate snowboarders!'

A cat checks his to-do list.

Man - 'Done any Pirating lately me heartie' Reply - 'Narrh, me darn cd burner's on the blink'

'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

'Sorry Daisy, but according to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"You will be going on a long walk."

Ask not for whom the photocopier jams, it jams for thee.

"Ya dang fool. I told ya not to ride through passive-aggressive territory."

'Don't you have anything else you could read to me other than my life insurance policy?'

'I solved all my time management issues once I started this lifestyle.'

'Emotional blackmail.'