Humor Seekers Prints

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

Surf lift.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Pish-Pish Sounds - toilets

Work/Life Balance.

'These kid's today, with their crazy upright walking.'

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

'You asked for a little salsa.'

'This should be interesting.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"Birds talk about birdwatchers."

In case of blackout break the glass

Turkey smoking a hookah.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Does your tooth still ache?'

Accident Ahead - Be prepared to gawk.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Yarrr... I'll be needin' some tech support for me iPatch.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Sorry Daisy, but according to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...'

Man - 'Done any Pirating lately me heartie' Reply - 'Narrh, me darn cd burner's on the blink'

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

'This way we solve the security problem and pony problem at the same time!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'I solved all my time management issues once I started this lifestyle.'

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

"You will be going on a long walk."

Ask not for whom the photocopier jams, it jams for thee.

'Don't you have anything else you could read to me other than my life insurance policy?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!