Comedy Seekers Prints

'Sorry, you've got to go back. I've got you penciled in for eight more months of suffering.'

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

The Great Sarcasmo

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -

Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"Check out these sleep masks."

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

"You come out of there, Harry. We're not done talking."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

We've the devil on one side and the deep blue sea on the other...'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"Nope, this isn't our car either. . . this one's blue!"

"I only come in here to let off a little steam."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"That's what we look like naked??"

Follow Me.

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

Animal Aerobics

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"I didn't use anything from the mini bar"

The riders of the apocalypse - "The two Super macs and jumbo fries are for Faimine, love."

Vampire afternoon tea.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"We're here to see the light!"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"They're a little tight."

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."