Advent Calendar Fanatic Mugs

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Southwark Fair.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Home depot."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I said slime."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Santa called but you were out!

Fall on a desert island

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Christmas sweater alternatives