Advent Calendar Collector Mugs

"Advent calendar"

"I love these old decorations!"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Johnny and Moloch

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'How's business? Still slow?'

"It's my New Year!"

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

School closings of the future

April 1 (April fools' day)

Every Dog Has His Day

Mr Meier calendar

"Advent calendar please - for a 6 yr old, 10 yr old and 35 yr old."

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'