Advent Calendar Collector Mugs

"Advent calendar"

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I love these old decorations!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Johnny and Moloch

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'How's business? Still slow?'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"It's my New Year!"

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

School closings of the future

April 1 (April fools' day)

Every Dog Has His Day

Street Corner Hucksters

"Advent calendar please - for a 6 yr old, 10 yr old and 35 yr old."

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."