Adulting Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the adulting satirist? Find witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that lampoon the trials and tribulations of grown-up life. These cleverly crafted items bring humor to everyday struggles, making them ideal for anyone navigating the chaos of adulthood with a sense of humor.

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'Actually, I learned a lot in college, but there are very few job openings out there for expert beer drinkers.'

'Actually, I learned a lot in college, but there are very few job openings out there for expert beer drinkers.' mockup

'Actually, I learned a lot in college, but there are very few job openings out there for expert beer drinkers.'

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"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes." mockup

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

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Sock Puppet in Literature

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"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race." mockup

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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Dolestart - A New Initiative

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"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable." mockup

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

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'Secondhand smoke.'

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"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'" mockup

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

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"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank." mockup

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

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'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.' mockup

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

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"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down." mockup

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

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'Don't believe everything you read.' mockup

'Don't believe everything you read.'

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"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist." mockup

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

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"Thank god for Sudoku."

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"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis."

"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis." mockup

"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis."

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"This job starts out at $50,000 and tops out at $75,000 after three years."

"This job starts out at $50,000 and tops out at $75,000 after three years." mockup

"This job starts out at $50,000 and tops out at $75,000 after three years."

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"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely." mockup

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

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"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor." mockup

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

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Beware of the blog...

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'Our retirement plan is state funded. When you retire, we give you a lottery ticket.'

'Our retirement plan is state funded. When you retire, we give you a lottery ticket.' mockup

'Our retirement plan is state funded. When you retire, we give you a lottery ticket.'

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No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge.

No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge. mockup

No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge.

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Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man! mockup

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

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'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'

'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.' mockup

'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'

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"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"

"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?" mockup

"Have you considered the option of being chopped up into small pieces and chargrilled in a mid range restaurant?"

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"I see myself in a position where mediocrity is rewarded."

"I see myself in a position where mediocrity is rewarded." mockup

"I see myself in a position where mediocrity is rewarded."

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'Reconstructive surgery'

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'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.' mockup

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

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'As a matter of act, we should have an opening in 2022.'

'As a matter of act, we should have an opening in 2022.' mockup

'As a matter of act, we should have an opening in 2022.'

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Adulting Satirist Gifts Collection

Adulting Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of adulting satirist mugs packed with witty sayings that make mornings more humorous and less stressful.

Adulting Satirist Pillows

Discover playful pillows that add humor and personality to any room, celebrating the funny side of adult responsibilities.

Adulting Satirist Prints

Browse our satirical prints and bring some humor into your space, highlighting the comedy in the chaos of adult life.

Adulting Satirist T-Shirts

Check out our funny adulting t-shirts that bring humor to everyday wear, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh about growing up.