Adult Story Lovers Gifts

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Audio Books

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

William Tell

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.