Adult Story Lovers Gifts

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Audio Books

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Romeo and Julietta'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

William Tell

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.