Adult Play Gifts

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"First snowman?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

That's my daughter, Alayna

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Children playing football.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Snowman

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'I hope it;s an express.'

Swing