Adult Film Industry Worker T-Shirts

Let them wear their profession with pride—our adult film industry inspired t-shirts blend wit and style for those who like their fashion as daring as their careers.

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Stormy Weather

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Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

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Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

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"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!" mockup

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

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Tom Hanks

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"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian." mockup

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

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'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...' mockup

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

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"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there." mockup

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

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Moulin Rouge Security

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"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food." mockup

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

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Hollywood Breakup

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'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?' mockup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

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Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck? mockup

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

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"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening." mockup

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

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Stunt lemmings.

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'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.' mockup

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

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"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness." mockup

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

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"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you." mockup

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

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"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf." mockup

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

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"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing." mockup

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

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Hollywood or bust!

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"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first." mockup

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

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"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay." mockup

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

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"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them." mockup

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

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Welcome to Hollywood

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Casting Director

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"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

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