Adult Film Industry Worker Mugs

Stormy Weather

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Tom Hanks

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Moulin Rouge Security

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Stunt lemmings.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Hollywood or bust!

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Welcome to Hollywood

Casting Director

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Restraining orders from the stars.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."