Adult Child At Home Pillows

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Are we broke yet?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'They're dog roses!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Peter

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Angels making snow humans

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"