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'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'They're dog roses!'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Are we broke yet?'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Peter

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Angels making snow humans

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'