Adoption Counselor Pillows

"You're adopted."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"They look so young and helpless."