Adoption Counselor Prints

"You're adopted."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"Foster failure"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'